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Predicted NFL Standings for 2008 Last year, we asked ourselves, "How should we present our predictions for the season?" Using Star Wars characters was the obvious answer. But now, it's a new season, and no matter how much we love all things Lucas, we simply cannot justify raising our nerdiness to Urkelian heights by doing Star Wars again. When we first made that choice, we felt a little lost. And then it came to us...LOST! Um, maybe we need some help... |
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Prediction |
AFC EAST |
Lost Character |
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New England
12 - 4 |
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Benjamin Linus
Employs horrifying tactics in an effort to retain total control |
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New York 10 - 6 |
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Richard Alpert
The ageless wonder is one big question mark |
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Buffalo 6 - 10 |
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Tom
Despite the gruff appearance, kind of a poof |
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Miami 5 - 11 |
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Oceanic 815 One of the Ends broke off, and the whole thing crashes and burns on the beach
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Prediction |
AFC NORTH |
Lost Character |
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Pittsburgh
10 - 6 |
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John Locke Looks really cool but makes some really bad strategic mistakes |
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Cleveland
7-9 |
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Kate Sexy, but guaranteed trouble for anyone who picks them
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Cincinnati
7-9 |
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Ana Lucia Troubled figure with criminal past whose attempt at relevancy ended abruptly
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Baltimore 6-10 |
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Aaron Maybe just a bit too young for life on an island
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Prediction |
AFC SOUTH |
Lost Character |
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Indianapolis 12-4 |
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Jack Finally got off the island, but is getting ready to do it all again
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Tennessee
9-7 |
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Shannon Rutherford Lots of people think she's hot. We think she was useless.
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Houston
8-8 |
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Sawyer Trying to go from bad to good, but still can’t be fully trusted
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Jacksonville
7-9 |
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Charlie Popular and interesting, but we’re pretty sure he’s doing blow in the bathroom
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Prediction |
AFC WEST |
Lost Character |
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San Diego
11-5 |
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Smokey Rampaging and scary, but goes oddly docile when confronted by certain players
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Denver 9 - 7 |
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Libby Either a master psychologist or total nutcase
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Kansas City 6 - 10 |
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Jin He’s in the conversation, but we aren’t totally sure he understands what’s being said
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Oakland
6-10 |
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Jack’s Dad (Christian Shepherd) Totally stoned, but still operating. He keeps walking and talking, even though we are pretty sure he's actually a corpse.
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Prediction |
NFC EAST |
Lost Character |
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Dallas
12-4 |
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Mr. Eko Totally badass, but you feel like karma will catch up to him
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New York
11 - 5 |
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Sayid Fearless and a little crazy. Gets results.
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Philadelphia
9-7 |
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Walt Uncommon talent, but suddenly looks way too old
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Washington 4 - 12 |
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Hurly Rich, fat, and possibly cursed
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Prediction |
NFC NORTH |
Lost Character |
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Minnesota
10 - 6 |
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Ethan Really scary but winds up getting offed early
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Green Bay
8-8 |
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John Locke’s dad (Anthony Cooper) Not all comebacks are pleasant
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Chicago
6 - 10 |
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Rousseau Continually transmitting but nothing is ever received
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Detroit
4-12 |
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Desmond Keeps doing the same thing over while expecting different results |
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Prediction |
NFC SOUTH |
Lost Character |
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New Orleans 11 - 5 |
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Juliet Burke Sympathetic and attractive, but will come up short of the goal
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Tampa Bay
9-7 |
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The Black Rock
The ship has run aground |
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Carolina
9-7 |
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Claire Littleton You always think she will, but in the end she never does much of anything . |
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Atlanta
4 - 12 |
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Nikki & Paulo Paralyzed and then buried alive
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Prediction |
NFC WEST |
Lost Character |
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Seattle 10 - 6 |
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Bernard Nadler Likeable and even useful…but fairly boring
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Arizona
8-8 |
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Vincent Everyone expects too much considering that he's kind of a dog .
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St. Louis
6-10 |
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Polar Bear The strangely displaced remnants of a bold experiment . |
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San Francisco
5 - 11 |
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Miles Kind of a wuss, despite all the talk. Fascinated by ghosts
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